new paper coming

Got a new paper coming up about the menace of own brand and how it's invading the world.....

welcome to buffersville...

Some people work out of London. They have their office in buffersville. I imagine it as a cosy place where people bring them regular cups of tea, and birds twitter from the treetops. Every so often, these gentle folk venture down to London and, in a desperate bid to make themselves feel important, do their damnedest to fill up their big day with busy little meetings with people who haven't got the slightest reason to meet them.

Every time I fall victim I instantly vow never to be caught out again, but, I am sad to report that I was recently caught up in the wake of the buffersville express. I traipsed across town for a meeting with someone who told me something that 'he couldn't possibly tell me on the phone', specifically, 'we're not quite ready yet!' Never again!