Surely this Angry Birds licensing programme has gone too far...

RACstorage.co.uk

Check out this great new range of RAC garage storage products..

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http://www.racstorage.co.uk/productone.html

Licensing is a “quick- quick, slow-slow business”. You need to be ready to move fast, and be patient when nothing’s happening. If you’ve achieved strong licensing success you’ll recognise this timeline of hard work, blood sweat and tears, if you’re at the beginning of your licensing journey, you may want to look away now. 

CLAPS: A five year plan for a successful licensing programme.

Read more here... 

Dunelm Mills Stocks Tetley Homewares

An aggregated world of brands

Never before were so many owned by so few

New scones coming to Asda and Morrisons soon...

mmmmm - lovely new scones....

Tetley Scones - new variants

RAC Publications....

RAC Books at today's London Book Fair

new article - introduction, all comments welcome

Whilst Napoleon once famously described the UK as a nation of shopkeepers, these days it’s not so much a nation as four major players that dominate the retail landscape. With many manufacturers losing their shirts - and their souls – when negotiating with big retail why are more and more brands;

Dealing directly with the devil

Stroll innocently down the aisles of any large high street retailer and your gaze is constantly being tugged at. Enticing special offers at knee height - the most common in-store eye-level – tempt you with seductive discounts. Stop to peruse a shelving unit and an intuitive understanding of the “good, better, best” ranging of products will gradually dawn upon you: Prices rise with their height on the fixture. Reach out to select a product (conveniently located at shoulder height) and it will inevitably be better than the cheapest equivalent and cheaper than the most expensive offering. As you drop the item into your basket you congratulate yourself on the successful selection of the best value product, blissfully unaware of the years of consumer research; the intense negotiation over positioning, promotions, cost and margin; and the many arguments over delivery and logistics that have gone into helping you make your informed choice.

If you see someone suspicious muttering to themselves and maybe taking discreet pictures on their mobile in the middle of the supermarket the chances are that person works in licensing. Unless they’re on discount, licensed products will generally be in the middle of the ‘better’ section, at shoulder height, where the bulk of the sales and the margin are. If your muttering stranger is a real licensing maven they will even be able to tell you if the branded products are licensed directly by the retailer and therefore not available elsewhere.

new group on linkedin

Have just launched a new group on Linkedin called Royalty Collections. If your work involves the collection of royalties you're welcome to join.

see if you can spot the licensed product....

Here's the RAC stand at Spring Fair. We're already looking into next year....

RAC at Spring Fair

Matt Roberts in the Daily Telegraph

read more about Matt Roberts special supplements in the Telegraph....

Matt Roberts in yesterday's evening standard

"Cameron's personal trainer Matt Roberts says working out on the morning of a speech can calm a speaker down. "It burns away a bit of energy and gets the oxygen into the bloodstream and the brain, which gives you calmer thinking," says Roberts. "I know people who do stretches before they walk on to get their diaphragm going and become a bit more mobile. They are generally things like reaching up above your head or doing the palm position."

Tetley Tea Folk Biscuits

Tetley Tea Folk launch biscuits. These new biscuits are great for dunking. But never mind what we think, it's the 200,000 facebook fans that really count.

You can read a case study about the Tetley licensing programme here..

RAC at Spring Fair

New tetley mug in Tesco

Get yourself a gaffer shaped mug before they sell out... go on you know you want to.

http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.213-2760.aspx

our stand at brand licensing

This is a picture of our stand at Brand Licensing this year... on the 'brand' side of the hall....already rebooked for next year. It was a very busy show which, personally, I find encouraging as British Industry starts looking for ways to actively get out of the downturn rather than just batten down the hatches....

We'll be exhibiting at Brand Licensing, stand B058, please get in touch to make an appointment

Picture of Tetley Scones

Here's a picture of the Tetley scones

whoops...

New range of Tetley Tea Folk Scones launching this week in Asda

Read more here

New Tetley Products

Eyup, fancy a cuppa.....

Brand and Sport Licensing Year Book

New article about What Can Go Wrong with Licensing Programmes, page 12-15

on-line accounting software

Very excited to be able to recommend some brilliant on-line accounting software:

http://www.freeagentcentral.com/?referrer=418ghwkj

It has the potential to make accounting fun!

Golden Goose appointed by Tetley

We are delighted to announce today that Golden Goose will represent Tetley Tea’s much loved brand ambassadors, the Tea Folk, for an exclusive 3 year licensing deal covering the UK.

Launched in 1973 the Tea Folk have appeared in 67 advertisements generating over 30 million pieces of memorabilia in their first three decades. Their return as part of a multimillion pound advertising campaign reached over 42 million viewers and was voted one of the top 10 marketing events of 2010. The Tetley Tea Folk campaign helped to reaffirm Tetley’s position as one of the UK’s best loved brands and with 38% of British households considered Tetley Tea drinkers, this very British love affair shows no sign of cooling off.

http://www.talkingretail.com/products/product-news/tetley-launches-tea-folk-products

Martin Sorrel backs licensing....

In an article published today Martin Sorrell, chief executive officer of WPP, says: "More than ever, licensing is emerging as one of the new creative ways of developing brands and sales. It is a capability we see as increasingly important to our clients. "

The smell of a cuppa

Tetley launch - Le Brew... Tea flavoured perfume...

RAC at Asia Pacific Sourcing, Cologne

new article now ready for peer review

Licensing is the Marketeer’s ultimate fantasy – a too-good-to-be-true, budget-generating marketing campaign that extends the brand into new categories. As they might say in America:

Licensing: What’s not to like?

As the Marketing Director of a powerful brand with a sizeable advertising budget, you present your Commercial Director with a strategic licensing proposition including a selection of companies proposing to pay hard cash for the right to increase your brand’s profile. Despite his first thought - ‘what’s the catch?’ – you somehow manage to convince him to let you develop a licensing programme. There’s no shortage of potential partners to work with on exciting collaborations and the products you develop are bought in serious quantities by your passionate consumers. With success, bigger and bigger manufacturers make increasingly exciting offers to create better and better products. Fast forward several years, however, and the enthusiasm for licensing seems to have waned somewhat and you’re considering your career options. So where did it all go wrong?

Please email me if you'd like the full article....

more on Thomas Crapper on the BBC

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00z9j0g/The_Boat_That_Guy_Built_A_Nice_Hot_Shower/

19.34 minutes in..."There really is only one place you can go for bathroom fittings"

RAC Recommended for best battery charger

Thomas Crapper on the One Show

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00zf1zw/The_One_Show_07_03_2011/

3 mins - 8 mins

some interesting marketing books

Hi,

here's a list of some of my most influential marketing books:

http://www.brandlicensing.co.uk/brand-books-to-read

Mamika to be in the Times this weekend

Look out for 5 pages about our favourite grandma in this Sunday's Times.

Mamika in the Guardian

Thomas Crapper at Spring Fair

Golden Goose launches Mamika at Spring Fair

Brand consultancy, Golden Goose has signed a deal to represent the humorous, eclectic Mamika photographic brand from award winning photographer Sacha Goldberger.

Mamika is Sacha’s collection of funny, ironic and eccentric photographs featuring his 91 year old Grandmother, Fredericka, in a variety of guises including super hero and hilariously absent-minded old lady.

Mamika has become a global internet phenomenon with a strong following on Facebook and the first Mamika book has sold over 14,000 since its French release 4 months ago. Other books by Sacha have sold over 145,000 copies worldwide. Mamika photos have also featured in numerous newspaper and magazine articles from Sunday Times, Elle and Vanity Fair.

Now Golden Goose are looking for UK manufacturers and retailers to take the Mamika brand into calendars, stationery, giftsets and paper goods. With hundreds of high quality photographs in a variety of themes and locations, Mamika is ideal for these gifting categories.

Golden Goose Account Director Charlotte Hargreaves said: “Mamika’s outlandish and ironic view of life will appeal to students and gift-givers of all ages and naturally lends itself to a wide variety of products.”

Hargreaves adds, “Mamika is outlandish, kooky and guaranteed to make you smile, its broad appeal will attract licensees and retailers exhibiting and visiting Spring Fair.”

For more information, please contact: Charlotteh@goldengoose.uk.com

new rac products

Thomas Crapper and Half Moon Bay

Half Moon Bay to Launch Thomas Crapper Merchandise at Spring Fair

Historic bathroom brand launches fun gift range

Award-winning giftware company Half Moon Bay have signed a two year deal with Thomas Crapper & Co to launch a range of merchandise including toothbrush holders, mugs, and even an emergency plumbing kit (complete with rubber duck!) for the UK retail market.

The brand, launched by the eponymous plumber at the height of the British Empire in 1861, introduced plumbed bathrooms and luxury bathroom fittings to the world – and picked up a number of Royal Warrants along the way. It opened the first ever bathroom showroom, on King’s Road in Chelsea, and made sanitaryware fashionable and aspirational.

This new range of merchandise is both fun and practical with four ply toilet paper printed with humorous sayings one of the products expected to do well as consumers look for interesting and innovative gifts bearing the iconic Thomas Crapper logo.

Adam Bass, director of Golden Goose (Thomas Crapper’s licensing agency) said: “Thomas Crapper is a world renowned brand name that is ripe for development. The merchandise launch is the first step in the roll out of some very exciting plans for 2011.”

‘We are very excited to launch this new gift range, it truly offers something unique to the market. The history of the brand taps into the current demand for nostalgic yet fun gift products,’ said Ashley McCracken, Senior Product Manager for Half Moon Bay.

Thomas Crapper continued as a family business from its Victorian roots until the mid-1960s when it was taken over by a rival firm. Today, it is a privately owned, independent company producing the finest British Made authentic bathroom sanitaryware, fittings and accessories.

Branding 3.0

Hi and happy new year. 2010 was certainly interesting and, as in other years, I've taken the liberty of writing an article about new media's changes and their effects on branding, it's presumptuously called BRANDING 3.0.

Please let me know if you'd like a copy and I'll send you one. Otherwise it will be published in the latest edition of Innova

Great expectations...

Can't say too much but big announcement planned for Thomas Crapper day - January 27th 2011. Happy new year to everyone.

Watch a Typical Day in New York City.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyaj2P-dSi8&feature=player_embedded#

Interesting Licensing

http://www.brandchannel.com/home/post/2010/10/27/Zippo-Fragrance.aspx

Golden Goose Stand at the Brand Licensing Show 2010

Thank you to those of you who visited us.

The first registered trademark

Well with a name like mine, what else was i going to do?

http://www.ipo.gov.uk/tm/t-find/t-find-number?detailsrequested=C&trademark=1

check out NYC video

1 minute 31 seconds - NYPD

1 minute 41 seconds - Taxi cab

Clearly, iconic images, 54 million views so far!

Start spreading the news...

http://www.licensing.biz/news/5616/Golden-Goose-takes-bite-out-of-Big-Apple

Ode to Italy

Italy is to England

what colour is to grey.

Suspicion, mistrust and inhibition

give way to passion, thunder, exotic emotions,

shoes, leather, luxury and lace.

A modest vulnerability

bursting buttons with pulchritude,

an epic conquering history

rich in Roman tragedy and gods,

bountifully spreading lore and progress

from delicacy laden sacks.

The peasant's simple fare

raw, authentic, uncultivated

the marching foundations

for this modern supremacy,

sustaining noble ideas

with rustic flavours and textures.

The taste of the street

history and hot dust combined

as the world flows past

pollinating the atmosphere

with a fine layer of flour.

new client coming soon

So good they named it twice....

Pizza and Pasta Research

This is what 6 hours of researching the pizza and pasta market looks like...

Gamechanger

Just thought i'd share a new word from the lexicon of management speak... i suppose you could call the Iphone a gamechanger in mobile communications...

the end of google?

Google has copied Bing... in a case of the tail wagging the dog, someone within Google has fearfully decided that they need a left hand nav, after the search results... single handedly undoing the founding principle of the company - don't clutter the screen... why copy your imitator unless you've run out of ideas...is this the beginning of the end?

licensing.biz profile

Nice profile on Licensing.biz....

lifespans and volcanos

The average ant lives for approximately 90 days. By my reckoning that makes a 4 hour picnic last about 0.18% of an ant's life. If you take the average human lifespan of 75 years and calculate the same percentage you come to around 49 days... by that reckoning, if the Volcano is to humans what a picnic is to ants, it should be safe to fly over Europe again by June 3rd

RAC Publishing

Veloce Publishing Ltd becomes RAC’s publishing partner

Leading British automotive publisher, Veloce Publishing, is delighted to announce that it has teamed up with one of Britain's oldest and most esteemed motoring organisations, RAC, to produce books carrying the RAC brand.

The first fruits of the new relationship will appear in the Summer of 2010 in the form of -

"Electric Cars - The future is now"
Are electric cars a feasible alternative to conventionally powered cars? Here's a comprehensive guide - aimed squarely at the man and woman in the street - to the cars you can buy now, and what the future holds, priced at £12.99

"The Efficient Driver's Handbook"
With fuel prices at record levels, here's a timely guide to fuel efficient driving techniques and car choice, priced at £9.99

"Roads with a view - - England's greatest views and how to find them by road"
A beautifully produced large format hardback featuring 44 breathtaking views, and how to get to them by road. Priced at £24.99

Many more books are in the pipeline, including technical books based on RAC's extensive automotive experience and data.

Rod Grainger, Publisher at Veloce, says: "This is a really exciting development for our company. It's a prestigious association with a hugely respected organisation which not only marks a coming of age for Veloce, but presents a huge range of potential publications which can be created in association with RAC

Article about licensing for leading brands

Have just finished an article about licensing for leading brands... please mail me if you'd like a copy.

Intro to latest article due for publication in October

With the world cup now over and the Olympics looming on the sporting horizon, perhaps it’s time to ask ourselves, “what’s the big deal about being number one?” Why the fascination with winning? Like a lot of British people I’ve got a soft spot for the underdog, the heroic failure who cares more about the taking part. And yet, from a straight licensing point of view, sales of the Eddie the Eagle T-shirts are unlikely to eclipse Bode Miller’s Alpine Skiing for PlayStation 2. So perhaps the reason for the obsession with winning is most obvious in the world of business – to the victor go the spoils.

In their legendary book ‘The 22 Immutable laws of marketing’ marketing legends Jack Trout and Al Ries explain that “The main rule is to be number one…the second [man to arrive on the moon] will not be remembered. Being number one is not always possible and certainly not always easy. Number one will need to look ahead to continue its strategy but will also have to look back, to verify what the followers will do. It is difficult to stay number one.”

For many brands leadership is a valuable positioning statement, and for good reason according to David Aaker in Brand Leadership: “Leadership… can inspire employees and partners by setting a high brand aspiration level… for many customers a leadership brand provides reassurance…implies quality...and/or innovation that translates into solid functional benefits.“

But the most direct relationship between leadership and the bottom line is indicated by a piece of research by British marketing scientist Andrew Ehrenberg which suggests that customer loyalty is proportional to market penetration. From this, Jean Noel Kapferer concludes that ‘it is difficult to generate increased loyalty in the long term without also increasing market penetration … the future of a brand thus depends on its … ongoing ability to attract new customers in order to increase its market penetration and in the meantime demonstrate its relevance to a changing world.“

Restating this in more simplistic terms, an increase in market penetration achieves a double whammy driving new customer acquisition and growing existing customer loyalty. Most licensors get very excited about the first part of this sentence - ‘wow’ they say, ‘New customers! New revenue! New business! New profit!’ failing to appreciate the importance of the second part.

For a leading brand licensing will only every generate a minute fraction of the value that would be achieved by a growth in market share, so why do it? what’s the attraction? You might as well ask Roger Federer what’s the appeal of winning another grand slam title? Surely you’ve won enough Roger, why keep doing the training, the work, the effort. After making the obligatory references to Switzerland his family, and his sponsors, Roger would probably reply – “I’ve made all the effort to get here, to be the best in the world, and now I want to make the most of it while I can, before my crown inevitably falls I want to win everything I can. And that’s the essence of my brand.”

Poor world cup licensees

One thought that occurred to me as I strolled the halls at Spring Fair last week was the unfortunate plight of any licensee selling World Cup Merchandise. Has the sudden change in England Captain destroyed the hopes of the calendar, tablecloth and flag manufacturers? Someone needs to send his agent a bill for lost earnings!

Tori Spelling and Thomas Crapper, an obvious connection

"Tori Spelling And Dean McDermott Celebrate Thomas Crapper Day" - now there's a headline I didn't think I'd ever see...other coverage was on Newsnight, Sunday Breakfast, Radio 2 drivetime & Radio 4.

Thomas Crapper Day

Yes, it's official, all over the world people are celebrating Thomas Crapper Dayhttp://news10now.com/cny-news-1013-content/top_stories/494419/corning-celebrates-thomas-crapper-day

New Apple on the branch?

really looking forward to the new Apple product coming out shortly... apparently retailers have them in store but aren't allowed to open the box on pain of being sued.... talk about tantalising....

http://www.macrumors.com/

Golden Goose takes on Crapper

Golden Goose takes on Crapper

Heritage bathroom brand Thomas Crapper set for category extension

Brand consultancy Golden Goose has signed heritage bathroom brand Thomas Crapper & Co for an exclusive 3 year licensing deal covering the UK, USA, and other International territories.

The brand, launched by the eponymous plumber at the height of the British Empire in 1861, introduced plumbed bathrooms and luxury bathroom fittings to the world – and picked up a number of Royal Warrants along the way. It opened the first ever bathroom showroom, on King’s Road in Chelsea, and made sanitaryware fashionable and aspirational.

Now Thomas Crapper is set to launch across a range of consumer products from toiletries and gifts to bathroom accessories and paper goods. The deal covers a range of IP assets including the brand’s decorative finishes archive, advertising archive as well as the iconic logo and registered trademark.

Golden Goose director Adam Bass said: “Thomas Crapper is a world renowned brand name that has very little presence outside of the sanitaryware business where it is sold through a small number of top end suppliers. The brand is ripe for development and we are already talking to a number of potential licensees.”

Bass says: “The brand name itself will enable us to come up with some great creative concepts that will be fun and firmly tongue in cheek.”

Thomas Crapper continued as a family business from its Victorian roots until the mid-1960s when it was taken over and later fell out of use. Today, it is owned by historian and collector of antique bathroom fittings Simon Kirby. The firm is now based in Stratford-upon-Avon from where it supplies its authentic heritage bathroom sanitaryware, fittings and accessories.

A tribute to Sir Thomas Crapper

A tribute to Sir Thomas Crapper

A sanitary saviour

His bowl shall never overflow

The empire’s gratitude

Is expressed in moments of relief.

A collective sigh of

Pleasure and comfort

On the great leveller

The throne of peasants

An unsavoury treat.

An engineering miracle

Makes inconvenience disappear

Leaving the unspoken unsmelt

Recycling in its purest sense

With a lavish flourish

And sleeves of running water.

A sudden change in history

An unacknowledged chapter

Unchampioned, uncelebrated

Relegated to a footnote

Of cataclysmic improvements

A daily ablution

Taken for granted

Like breathing

But its absence

Plunges civilisation

Back into the dark ages.

top 10 things i say in meetings

If you're in a meeting with me, please feel to play meeting bingo. Just shout bingo if you hear any five of the following phrases:

1) Any product consists of product, identity and distribution, but these are multiples so if you don't have distribution, you have nothing.

2) Any sales that are made by the brand are the icing on the cake

3) We're not looking to set royalty rates so high that the product doesn't sell

4) You have to offer value for royalty

5) Licensing is a quick quick, slow slow business

6) Licensing is another propeller in the water, just make sure it's facing the right way

7) The brand is the theme park, the product is the souvenir

8) Licensing is a win-win business

9) As an agency, we're like the first licensee

10) We like to put your entire licensing programme in a box that includes everything a licensee needs.

ready for brand licensing

After much chopping up of board, the stand for brand licensing is finally ready. If you're coming, please drop by and pick up a copy of the licensor benchmarking exercise.

report from top drawer

Just back from visiting Top Drawer where once again, the in-show desire to buy something made me walk away with another useless object. The show's two enduring trends are:

1) really really retro things - not just bagpuss and the clangers now but really old things like metal boxes, air mail lettters, old school games, and pre-war toys seem to be the inspiration for a large range of products

2) eco eco eco - sustainability. boxes made of rolles up paper, ceramic paper coffee cups

3) union jack - an idea that seems to have spread like wild-fire... if you do an object, make one with an alternatively coloured union jack.

4) another take - objects are no longer just objects, they're decorative. A candlestick can also be a radio. A bag can be a cassette... it's all about quirky talking points... that phillipe starck has a lot to answer for!

licensing show

Well, work now starts in all seriousness for the licensing show at the end of the month!

http://www.brandlicensing.eu/

Latest article

This article was recently published in the brand and sports licensing source book. I think i need a new photo though.

Quarterly newsletter

http://tiny.cc/DcypQ

Benchmarking exercise gets off to a flyer

We now have a number of companies expressing an interest in the benchmarking exercise including;

Hewlett Packard

Church Dwight

Xerox

LaCoste

General Electric

Watch this space

Corporate Licensing Benchmarking Exercise

Announcing the opening of a new initiative. Ever since Golden Goose started up we've been looking into how marketing departments can harness licensing as a way to build brands and grow revenue. It seems that, in the current climate, more and more brandowners are waking up to the opportunities to exploit their Intellectual Property through third-party agreements.

To help paint a picture of the current marketing resources going into licensing, we're now looking for companies to participate in a Licensor Benchmarking Exercise. To participate in the exercise that we are planning to complete before the end of September 2009, please join the associated Linked In group

Donnington Park BTCC Day out

some thoughts on cars

My car is a second home

it moves me to drive

this portable roadside life

through ever changing scenes

played out in temporary domesticity

My car is the way i am

organised, meticulous

a well-oiled sense of continuous pride. 

Passengers respect my code

as I pilot them to a fixed point. 

My car is an office

delivering lectures, conferences, and sales

a workhorse steed

shining up the motorway

gallantly troving the distances

between failure and success. 

My car is a source of knowledge

of mysterious parts

greater than the sum of the whole. 

A creature that responds to

wrench, drench, dabble and tweak

with torque and turbo

and increased know-how. 

My car is a necessary evil

putting personal needs above

community, planet, and nature. 

I can reduce consumption

and collateral damage

but can't stop shopping, school runs and outings.

My car is a fantasy and a weapon of death

a journey that last a lifetime

beginning with a single spark

a miracle of modern engineering

the mixed blessing 

of human ingenuity, 

The source of the question and the answer.

Golden Goose appointed by RAC

We are delighted to announce that Golden Goose has been appointed by The RAC to manage their licensing programme. Work is underway to take this already successful licensing programme to the next level. For more information about the RAC visit: www.rac.co.uk

Metaphors for licensing No. 231: IP rag and bone man

Cycling to work this fine spring morning i saw a 'rag and bone man', which is someone who picks up old valuables and then sells them, realising value that was previously unknown. Now i know this is probably stretching it but it occurred to me that i do roughly the same thing only with intellectual property....

Brand immersion at the London Fire Brigade

Very enlightening work.....

banks

All I can say is, that if I was currently running a bank, I would pull all advertising immediately. 

New client

Golden Goose is delighted to announce our appointment by the London Fire Brigade to develop and execute a licensing strategy. We look forward to working with them to deliver successful products in a wide range of categories.

the perfect gift this valentines

Obviously, the perfect gift this valentine's day is a charm bracelet from www.page3diamonds.com, only £99 for a silver bracelet and four diamond and ruby set charms. What else would your page 3 dream girl want?

Happy 2009

According to some people, today is the most depressing day of the year so far. You're far away from the Christmas holidays for them to be a distant memory, and still another 12 days from payday. Still, it could be worse - you could be a retailer. Times are tough for our distributor friends and we should feel some sympathy - how are we going to sell all our licensed products if we don't have anywhere to sell them. Step forward brands with an alternative distribution channel, your time has come!!!

front page news

The Page 3 Calendar is on the front page of today's newspaper and covered all over the www.thesun.co.uk

new page3idol game ready to launch

Double G have now signed the license to develop a Page 3 game based on the legendary Page 3 idol competition.

launch of page 3 diamonds

Here's Danni and Nikkala modelling the range...

listen again and again

the piece on brand licensing starts about 15 minutes in.

you and yours

Check out you and yours at 12.15 tomorrow for a live broadcast about brand licensing.

300 members in 3 months

Our linked in group now has 300 members which is not bad since it only launched 3 months ago!

Go pickles!

Harry Ramsden's pickles outperforming average pickle sales in Tesco

Brand licensing on Linkedin

Our brand licensing group on linked in has now passed 200 members, with approximately 10 joining every day. Click on the logo to join

Page 3 Jewellery

Golden Goose have now secured a deal for manufacturer UJT to produce a range of Page 3 jewellery which will be distributed throughout the UK in Harvey & Thomson.

licensing curses

number 1: the curse of the new buyer

And here comes September

And yes, as predicted, people are coming back from holiday, people are going away, this could last until the end of the month.

meanwhile, analogy for slowness number 3246: working in licensing is like steering a glacier

French holidays and the Prisoner's dilemma

I was talking to my brother about the French and their unanimous August summer holiday and he said it reminded him of The Prisoner's dilemma:

Two suspects are arrested by the police. The police have insufficient evidence for a conviction, and, having separated both prisoners, visit each of them to offer the same deal. If one testifies ("defects") for the prosecution against the other and the other remains silent, the betrayer goes free and the silent accomplice receives the full 10-year sentence. If both remain silent, both prisoners are sentenced to only six months in jail for a minor charge. If each betrays the other, each receives a five-year sentence. Each prisoner must choose to betray the other or to remain silent. Each one is assured that the other would not know about the betrayal before the end of the investigation. How should the prisoners act?

The classical prisoner's dilemma can be summarized thus:
Both stay silent: Each serves 6 months
Prisoner B Betrays: Prisoner A gets 10 years and Prisoner B goes free
Prisoner A Betrays: Prisoner A goes free and Prisoner B get 10 years
Both betray: Each serves 5 years

The parallel with the summer holiday is this: if we all go away for August, nobody missed anything, nothing really happens, we all have a lovely holiday.

Some of us go away for August and some of us stay behind: some of us have a lovely holiday but worry about missing work, and some of us find work impossible because nobody's around.

None of us go away for August: we all get to carry on working efficiently.

On this basis, i think i prefer the French style vacations in option 1

Brand licensing on Linkedin

There are now 67 members of the brandlicensing group on Linked In. That may not sound like a lot but it's quite exciting for such a niche sector.

If you'd like to join, click on the link: http://www.linkedin.com/e/gis/73938/3C4DD7708EBB

spy club agenda

These are the headings from my 7 year old son's spy meeting agenda:

spy meeting:

urgent meeting
secret agent club
morning spy club
replace captains
mission (double)
people*
problems of spys
spy on
secret spys
bosses
computer spy information
players
secret players
members
secret nightclub
secret agent
real spy information

just how many layers of reality does a 7 year old work on?

waiting...

Patience is a virtue but it never got anything done!

a dystopian reality (2)

It occurred to me when I was in Boots. There were automated check outs beeping out in their androgynous, metallic proto-feminine voice and the subjugated masses apologetically scrabbled about with buttons, coins, bags, products and scanners. The following question came in to my head: "Did the IT specialists who invested in these new super-efficient tills, even remotely consider the possibility that investing the same money in humans might yield better results?"

Later in the day, a colleague expressed his concern about understanding the street signs in Tokyo (he's off for 3 weeks the lucky &$^%$) and one bright technofile in the office piped up "wouldn't it be great if you could just send a picture of street signs via your mobile phone and you automatically got a translation?"

On hearing this I went into rant mode. Something along the lines of: "Why do people automatically think that technology is the solution to every question? Wouldn't it be more satisfying to learn a little Japanese rather than create a technological solution that probably won't work? Why do all problems only seem to have a technological solution? Yada yada yada "

My frustration is that, rather like a chemical high, any investment in technology only ever achieves a short-term improvement in service and then disappoints as the initial buzz of an upgrade is superseded by the drudgery of constantly necessary updates, tweaks, refinements, and additional investment that is never budgeted for in the first round of finance.

Nevertheless, the yearn for the buzz achieved by technological advantage (which stems perhaps from an evolutionary adrenaline rush when we realise that we have better munitia than our enemies) is never satisfied. Humans are complicated, we yearn for personal attention which makes us incredibly likely to find ways to break technology, or to work outside it. In addition, technology manufacturers need to make a profit so they make best-fit, off-the-peg products that don't actually fit anyone.

Perhaps in the early days of the technological revolution, change was what we needed to move away from the blunt force, unskilled, soul destroying labour we had created. The challenge now though seems to be to apply the usability, and service led mentality of a programmer, but to incorporate a role for humanity to play into the business plan.

To finish where I started, why couldn't Boots invest in a system that lets people scan as you go around the store? Perhaps that way you could call a sales assistant to advise you and he could scan your goods and take payment, like a restaurant? That would be an upgrade for humans as well as machines...

a dystopian reality

Films like the Matrix and Terminator depict a dystopian future where technology dominates humanity with its superior processing power. The Terminator is a robot that can instantly learn how to drive any vehicle, use any weapon or recognise any face. This daunting feat lurks in the imagination of some techno-geek and is far from reality.

The real dystopia of technology is that it never fully delivers on its promise. Like the Terminator, it will always be something we imagine working. The reality is that technology raises up our hopes promising solutions and advancement and then dashes them with crashes and complexity making us feel vulnerable and dependent.

outsource?

One company i work with has just outsourced its outsourcing department... heaven help them

intro to latest article...

So you’re sitting in your office looking at the jars of product in the exhibition display cabinet. You know you’ve got a great brand with huge awareness and masses of customer affection. You’ve probably got a 50 year history of advertising and in your reception area is a specially sleeved copy of The Superbrands Book from 1994. Suddenly, after hours of scratching your head about ways to generate revenue and build customer awareness, in a blinding moment of inspiration, you stand up at your desk and, as if the light has suddenly dawned on you shout ‘Eureka! Licensing’ startling your embattled P.A. But before you can spread the word across the whole of your organisation, think carefully. What steps should you take to embark on the road to licensing enlightenment? When should you present your ideas to the board? Why might it be a good idea to retire at this point in your illustrious career? How come this part of the introduction has more questions than answers? Don’t worry dear reader, this road is well trodden and all will become clear.

more to come in the next edition of the Brand Licensing Source Book